Who's coming with me?

Copy and Paste the application form then email it to me, if want to be considered to have the honor of joining my legion.


1. What is your favorite snack?

A. Um, I'm on a diet

B. (nibbling on arm) Just whatever is laying around.

C. Chocolate anything yum.

D. Peanut butter gummy worms

E. Chips or something. Why do you care?

F. Cookies

G. Tuna fish


2. When do you feel your best?

A. In the morning

B. During the afternoon & early evening

C. Late at night


3. When talking to people you...

A. stand with your arms folded.

B. have your hands clasped

C. have one or both hands on your hips

D. touch or push the person to whom you are talking to

E. play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair.


4. When relaxing, you sit with...

A. your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side

B. your legs crossed

C. your legs stretched out or straight

D. one leg curled under you


5. Your friend catches you talking to yourself. What do you say to them?

A. You ignore her and continue talking to yourself.

B. You say you were talking to your invisible friend.

C. Meow...wanna play?

D. Hum.... Shh...I'm trying some new yoga fondue techniques.

E. Go away! I'm busy!

F. You invite her to join into the conversation.

G. You blush, horribly embarrassed and say your friend just left a minute ago.

6. What were you saying to yourself?

A. I will kill it....chop it into little pieces...that vile thing!

B. Just stressing about life.

C. And then the monkeys landed on the roof and Elmira was scared and then she wobbled and...

D. Vanessa, I just don't know what to do anymore...I wish there was someone...I could talk to....

E. Re-telling a funny thing that happened to you and someone else and laughing about it.

F. I jumped from the tree when I saw it...

7. When something really amuses you, you react with...

A. big appreciated laugh

B. a laugh but not a loud one

C. a quiet chuckle

D. a sheepish smile


7. When you go to a party or social gathering...

A. make a loud entrance so everybody notices you

B. make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

C. make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed


8. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...

A. welcome the break

B. feel extremely irritated

C. vary between these two extremes


9. Which of the following colors do you like the most?

A. red or orange

B. black

C. yellow or light blue

D. green

E. dark blue or purple

F. white, brown, or gray


10. Do you like the Numa Numa song?

A. YES! THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!

B. Whats that?


11. Who is your hero?

A. Jack the riper! or Attil the Hun

B. Pewe Herman or Petter Grifin from 'Family Guy'

C. Superman or Spiderman


12. You often dream that you are...

A. falling

B. fighting or struggling

C. searching for something or somebody

D. flying or floating

E. you usually have dreamless sleep

F. your dreams are always pleasant

You Should Pick Your Friends

A good number of people to start with is six counting yourself. You should have a diverse enough group to have different points of view , but not so different that you can't come to an agreement. Keep in mind not every decision will be made by the collective. Face it, you will not have time to deliberate on every little thing so one person needs to be put in a position that allows them to make the quick decisons needed to keep the assemblage safe.

Whether you are in your compound or on the move, your congregation should be chosen wisely. If you do not already know who your company is you should start looking now. I have told you the skill sets you are going to need in a previous post ("A Few Things You Need to Know"), but did not mention that you really need to screen them. I am not saying that you should have a questionnaire or application to weed out evolutions mistakes, but it's not a bad idea. Your battery should be balanced and complement each other. At first I had no intention of making a questionnaire but the more I think about it I believe I am going to write one now.

Sweet November

4-days, 3-nights, Co-ed, 18+. Specifically designed for those seeking a longer and challenging training experience. Tents will not be used; students will overnight in improvised shelters. Students may bring plenty of food, utilizing camp fires for dinner and breakfast. Students will extreme hike to their camps, as a group and in two-person teams, using learned map & compass skills. Instruction will include our seven priorities of survival: positive mental attitude, wilderness first aid, shelter, fire craft, signaling, water, and food. Proper knots and lashings will be taught and students will also become very proficient in using a topographic map and compass and, of course, making fire. A complete equipment list will be sent upon registration. This course is a "modern" survival course in that we encourage proper equipment, preparedness, and the capability of rescue within 72-hours.

This November I am going to go for some fun. It was a Christmas gift. I think I know a lot of this stuff, in theory. In practicality no. I will let you know what I think of the school. They mail you a complete list of equipment you will need to bring. I can wait to see what I need to buy.

My Old Home Virginia

Irekq Master of the Deadly Art of Vinjitzu traveled to Virginia with his Consort and her brother Minister of Procreation this was not a pleasure trip, it was a crusade against one of PETA'S many base conspiracies. The begetter of Master Irekq's consort, advanced in years as they are should not be left alone so they had to be brought along. They are in no danger while under the umbrella of Irekq of Master of the Deadly Art of Vinjitzu.

The vocation of this excursion was to prevent that villain most vile Ingrid from setting up a human mill (See PUPPY MILL) for food. This may come as a SHOCK to most people but all of PETA's upper crust are not as you may think vegan. They are in fact cannibals. The whole reason for their blitzkrieg against meat eating people is not for the welfare of the animal kingdom, truth be told it make human flesh taste bitter and harder to chew.

Anyway back to the peregrination into the mountains of Virginia to forestall the creation of the human mill. Irekq Master of the Deadly Art of Vinjitzu alone would have no problem dismantling the project and have it done in expeditiously. Not wanting his consort and her brother the Minister of Procreation to feel unneeded he allows them to come along to keep an eye on their aged progenitors. Besides at their age they need to get out.

The PETA encampment was 10 miles of mountainous terrain from the cabin Master Irekq and his accumulation were staying. The ramble would only take Irekq Master of the Deadly Art of Vinjitzu 45 minutes, his 3 minute mile pace would be a little slower for two reasons the topography and he wanted to enjoy the scenery.

Upon his arrival of the bivouac belonging to PETA he quickly and savagely put down the cannibals guarding it. Blowing the place to hell with the proper mixture of house hold chemicals is the next course of action. Besides who does not like a camp fire? Timer set and 5 miles away up cliff side Irekq Master of the Deadly Art of Vinjitzu roasts a marshmallow as the mill is burned from the hill side. Maybe next time Ingrid